Rise of Skywalker is a Frantic Sprint Through Fan Service and Jumbled Storytelling Unworthy of the Franchise

– By J.W. Fox – WARNING: SPOILERS FOLLOW! Disney’s contribution to the franchise of franchises is complete, allowing us to have a full and fair perspective on what the entertainment behemoth has wrought. They desired to complete the Skywalker saga, or, complete an already complete story. To do that, they had to fabricate entirely new […]

Vacant Expressions 72: Whiskey Fueled Rant on Everything Wrong with X-Men Movie Franchise

As promised, we bitterly bitch about all the flaws of the X-Men movies and the franchise as a whole over a few glasses of whiskey. All the star power and production budget is squandered and shitty writing, and a few cases of tone-deaf writing. We wonder what could have been had it been done right…

Star Wars Rebels Going Nowhere Fast

– By Paulie Spiceflow – After 10 episodes, season 3 of Star Wars Rebels has fans yawning and changing the channel. After a dramatic season 2 finale, the series has retreated into single-serve kiddie action stories. For those of us over the age of 10, that isn’t good enough. Obviously, Clone Wars and Rebels are […]

Ezra Taking Steps Toward Dark Side; While Thrawn Arrives to Deal with Rebels

– By J.W. Fox – ***Warning: Season 3 Spoilers Follow*** The season 3 premiere of Star Wars Rebels was a little less fun and a bit more serious than expected. With a title like “Steps Into Shadow,” I guess we should’ve known things were going to get a little darker for the Disney cartoon. It’s […]